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since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny
(via sweet-bitsy)
How daring
Don’t worry, comrades, I’ll bust you outta there. To sustain you in the meantime, here is the tail off a lizard that I didn’t quite catch.
(via amour-fouu)
fucked up how a goblet is a cup and not a tiny goblin :/
(Source: songsofseparation, via ragingbalzac)
viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
(Source: lovingrot, via ragingbalzac)
(Source: hiimzuzalove, via dulect)
Anonymous asked:
Cat you should make a faq!
catsuggest Answer:
im apologize but im simplé too busy for that
today’s to-do list:
be apex predator
hydrate
beauté sleep
